Sleep Talking Man

(Zappa Blamma)

I have recently discovered a blog that all in need of a laugh should share: Sleep Talking Man comes out with some of the most funny things in his sleep you may end up wetting yourself or falling off the chair/sofa. Warning, this will make your ribs hurt!

Exhibit A:

(sing-song) "My leg bone is connected to my foot bone, my foot bone is connected to your face bone, your face bone's connected to the pavement stone. Now heed my words: Fuck off!"

Exhibit B:

"Mother's Day. Father's Day. Disgruntled-I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck-Just-Give-Me-A-Day-Off-Work-for-FUCK'S-SAKE Day! Breakfast in bed, please."

Exhibit C:

"No, I'm not a god. I'm a king. No one knows who God is. But a king, a king gets to wear a mother-fucking crown! And a big-ass cape. Yeah."

Exhibit D:

"Fucking unicorns. 'Oh, I've got a horn!' So fucking obnoxious. You're just a horse with a party hat, dickhead."

I am going to leave it there so as not to ruin all the hilarity to be had reading this slightly obscene blog.

Miss R x