Fun conversations in the car with Master Z
Miss R - How do kangaroo's mate since their tails are super powerful?
Master Z - Like most animals, the guy kangaroo mounts the girl I think
M R - Naa... but if Kanga is not in the mood she can just swat that fool like a fly!
M Z- Seriously this time I am not making up a story to fool you*
M R - Google will tell me if your lying
damn... girl roo's are way smaller then boy ones... and you're right...
M Z - Did you know that when a baby kangaroo is born the size of a mouse and has to climb up into the pouch to incubate?
M R - OMG, poor Kanga (did I mention that whenever I think of a Mummy Roo I have Winnie the Poo flashbacks of Kanga telling Roo to take a jacket! To this day I find it difficult to leave the house without a coat - thanks Mum ... and Kanga reinfocing her...) so a creapy mouse sized creature scratches its way up Kanga's belly! And the poor baby has to claw its way to safety!!
M Z - They are not hoping around while it makes its way... they stay still... I don't think it's as traumatic as you are imaging...
M R - So what is the gestation period of Roo love to creapy Joey birth?
M Z - I dunno... but it would be really fun to know all this stuff... Did ya know platerpus's lay egg's like birds?
M R - Creepy!!! Birds are gross!!! When I get reception again I am so doing some Roo-search... get it ;)
Master Z didn't make any noise but I heard him roll his eyes at me...
Now I want to see a platerpus in real life too damn it... I may have to go to the Zoo! With a childrens class :o kids get taught the coolist things and don't appreciate it... I wish I could be a kid again... hold up - no wine! She'll be right mate... I will pay grown up prices and pay my own bills!
***Results of Roo-search***
Kangaroos have a gestation period of about a month. They then suckle at teets inside the pouch for over a year and still call the pouch home for 18 months. Kangaroos can also provide more then one type of milk for newborn and older Joeys. Also kangaroos are almost constantly pregnant but can halt the pregnancy until joeys are old enough to fend for themselves, this is known as diapause.
* As always I may have taken slightly embelished here and there what Master Z's response was
Miss R - How do kangaroo's mate since their tails are super powerful?
Master Z - Like most animals, the guy kangaroo mounts the girl I think
M R - Naa... but if Kanga is not in the mood she can just swat that fool like a fly!
M Z- Seriously this time I am not making up a story to fool you*
M R - Google will tell me if your lying
damn... girl roo's are way smaller then boy ones... and you're right...
M Z - Did you know that when a baby kangaroo is born the size of a mouse and has to climb up into the pouch to incubate?
M R - OMG, poor Kanga (did I mention that whenever I think of a Mummy Roo I have Winnie the Poo flashbacks of Kanga telling Roo to take a jacket! To this day I find it difficult to leave the house without a coat - thanks Mum ... and Kanga reinfocing her...) so a creapy mouse sized creature scratches its way up Kanga's belly! And the poor baby has to claw its way to safety!!
M Z - They are not hoping around while it makes its way... they stay still... I don't think it's as traumatic as you are imaging...
M R - So what is the gestation period of Roo love to creapy Joey birth?
M Z - I dunno... but it would be really fun to know all this stuff... Did ya know platerpus's lay egg's like birds?
M R - Creepy!!! Birds are gross!!! When I get reception again I am so doing some Roo-search... get it ;)
Master Z didn't make any noise but I heard him roll his eyes at me...
Now I want to see a platerpus in real life too damn it... I may have to go to the Zoo! With a childrens class :o kids get taught the coolist things and don't appreciate it... I wish I could be a kid again... hold up - no wine! She'll be right mate... I will pay grown up prices and pay my own bills!
***Results of Roo-search***
Kangaroos have a gestation period of about a month. They then suckle at teets inside the pouch for over a year and still call the pouch home for 18 months. Kangaroos can also provide more then one type of milk for newborn and older Joeys. Also kangaroos are almost constantly pregnant but can halt the pregnancy until joeys are old enough to fend for themselves, this is known as diapause.
* As always I may have taken slightly embelished here and there what Master Z's response was
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